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Okay, it’s been way too long since an update! Karla Spice has been busy updating her site with lots of hot new galleries and it’s time to take some sneak peeks!

We all know Karla has the best behind in the business, but it’s always good to reaffirm. Check her out in this brand spankin’ new gallery and check back for even more Karla Spice coming soon. Cya!

I do solemnly swear that Karla Spice is the hottest girl to ever grace my screen. I present the following photos (Exhibit K.) as undeniable proof. Case Closed.

Hot, sexy, cute, bootylicious. Karla Spice pretty much has it all. Check out her site for more photos and videos.

Karla Spice on the other hand… This is this girl Sir Mix-A-Lot was really thinking about when he penned the great “Baby got back”. Karla Spice has back. Junk in the trunk? More like dump truck full of junk in the world’s biggest junk yard.

Very rarely does a girl have such jaw dropping curvature emanating from her backside, indeed, Karla Spice possesses the perfect ass. “What is the perfect ass?,” you might ask. Well, that is an excellent question.

David Holmes of Manchester Metropolitan University in England came up with this equation to describe the “ideal female ass” in shape, bounce, firmness and symmetry.

(S+C) x (B+F)/T = V
S is the overall shape or droopiness of the bottom, C represents how spherical the buttocks are, B measures muscular wobble or bounce, while F records the firmness. V is the hip to waist ratio, or symmetry of the bottom, and T measures the skin texture and presence of cellulite.

Clearly the quest for the perfect posterior is serious business.

Now, of course there is still a lot of room for personal preference. Some may consider perfectly shaped, small, compact buns to be the holy grail of heinys. When faced with one, I probably wouldn’t argue.

However, one must consider the fact that petite girls are likely to have petite asses, and petite asses are usually fairly firm. Therefore, the occurrence of amazing petite asses, while not overly high, is still somewhat of an accepted phenomenon. You see them around.

On the other end of the ass spectrum you have the big booty butts. Typically these are large masses of flesh containing a fairly high percentage of fat. Shape and firmness are adversely affected by this, effectively taking them out of the equation, as it were.

Somewhere on that spectrum exists a point where big booty and firm ass intersect. It’s somewhat of a fabled place, shrouded in mystery, speculation and debate. Much like black holes, or the big bang. It is a thing of story books, passed down from one generation to the next, the fish that always gets away.

Asstronomers take note, Karla Spice is the Wow! signal on the wideband frequency. The great mystery has been revealed, the equation solved, the grail found. Ass lovers everywhere, I give you… Karla Spice!

Did I mention she had killer long legs, amazing breasts, a model face and more? Yes, Karla Spice is more than just the perfect ass specimen, much more indeed. But we’ll save those tasty attributes for future posts.

If you’re one of those impatient types and want all Karla’s photos and videos right now, you can find them on her personal website.