Karla Spice and the Quest for the Perfect Ass

I like, big, butts and I cannot lie. Actually, I’ve never been a huge fan of big booty… stretch marks and cellulite are not particularly appealing to me.

Karla Spice on the other hand… This is this girl Sir Mix-A-Lot was really thinking about when he penned the great “Baby got back”. Karla Spice has back. Junk in the trunk? More like dump truck full of junk in the world’s biggest junk yard.

Very rarely does a girl have such jaw dropping curvature emanating from her backside, indeed, Karla Spice possesses the perfect ass. “What is the perfect ass?,” you might ask. Well, that is an excellent question.

David Holmes of Manchester Metropolitan University in England came up with this equation to describe the “ideal female ass” in shape, bounce, firmness and symmetry.

(S+C) x (B+F)/T = V
S is the overall shape or droopiness of the bottom, C represents how spherical the buttocks are, B measures muscular wobble or bounce, while F records the firmness. V is the hip to waist ratio, or symmetry of the bottom, and T measures the skin texture and presence of cellulite.

Clearly the quest for the perfect posterior is serious business.

Now, of course there is still a lot of room for personal preference. Some may consider perfectly shaped, small, compact buns to be the holy grail of heinys. When faced with one, I probably wouldn’t argue.

However, one must consider the fact that petite girls are likely to have petite asses, and petite asses are usually fairly firm. Therefore, the occurrence of amazing petite asses, while not overly high, is still somewhat of an accepted phenomenon. You see them around.

On the other end of the ass spectrum you have the big booty butts. Typically these are large masses of flesh containing a fairly high percentage of fat. Shape and firmness are adversely affected by this, effectively taking them out of the equation, as it were.

Somewhere on that spectrum exists a point where big booty and firm ass intersect. It’s somewhat of a fabled place, shrouded in mystery, speculation and debate. Much like black holes, or the big bang. It is a thing of story books, passed down from one generation to the next, the fish that always gets away.

Asstronomers take note, Karla Spice is the Wow! signal on the wideband frequency. The great mystery has been revealed, the equation solved, the grail found. Ass lovers everywhere, I give you… Karla Spice!

Karla Spice White Shirt and PantiesKarla Spice Outside Killer Ass
Karla Spice Santas Sexy HelperKarla Spice Lowrider
Karla Spice Ass to die forKarla Spice Big Ass on the bed
Karla Spice Boots and glovesKarla Spice Perfect ass
Karla Spice Big Booty in the mirrorKarla Spice Blue floss thong
Karla Spice Sick thong

Did I mention she had killer long legs, amazing breasts, a model face and more? Yes, Karla Spice is more than just the perfect ass specimen, much more indeed. But we’ll save those tasty attributes for future posts. :D

If you’re one of those impatient types and want all Karla’s photos and videos right now, you can find them on her personal website.

18 Comments

  1. Darren
    Posted March 4, 2007 at 5:05 am | Permalink

    Can i just say i think you are the most attractive girl i have ever saw I am 19 years old from the united kingdom i hope you reply to this i think your amazing

  2. Posted March 24, 2007 at 7:34 pm | Permalink

    estas buena

  3. k
    Posted May 2, 2007 at 3:47 pm | Permalink

    ss

  4. Posted May 4, 2007 at 1:04 am | Permalink

    gfhfshgkiuilui

  5. k
    Posted May 9, 2007 at 3:48 pm | Permalink

    eeee

  6. Fady
    Posted May 14, 2007 at 8:05 am | Permalink

    you are truely the most gorgeous lady out there…. beautiful….

  7. andrea
    Posted May 20, 2007 at 3:21 pm | Permalink

    i think you are the most attractive girl i have ever saw..i’m italian and i’m 17..you are the most beautiful girl of the world

  8. aaxxz
    Posted July 14, 2007 at 8:00 pm | Permalink

    ers hermosa te admiro

  9. memon
    Posted July 26, 2007 at 12:13 am | Permalink

    i’d seen many but ur the most beautiful i’ve ever seen

  10. jair
    Posted July 27, 2007 at 12:15 pm | Permalink

    yo te veo todo el tiempo y estas muy buena karla
    pero yo te quisiera conoser porsonal mente en el chat

  11. ALFREDO
    Posted August 1, 2007 at 2:38 pm | Permalink

    hola mi amor “karla Lopez” como me podria comunicarme contigo, sabes desde que te vi en las pag. de intenet me haz robado el suño espero cumplas el sueño de este admirador numero uno.

  12. Posted August 3, 2007 at 1:23 pm | Permalink

    chiquita estas bien buena y ese culo quiero tener lo

  13. Posted August 3, 2007 at 1:25 pm | Permalink

    cual es tu imel. personal karla te espero lo que quieras el mio es jose_k_ol@hotmail.com escribeme por fovor te quiero + que tus fans

  14. Posted August 19, 2007 at 8:30 am | Permalink

    hello sexy lady….you..you..you….you…you… very beautiful
    kiss… thanks

  15. Posted August 29, 2007 at 1:40 am | Permalink

    Karla Spice is not only lovely & beautiful, but i think she is the most young attractive woman in the world i’ve ever seen in the internet and in entire showbiz world.

    She is very charming and a million times cute and sexy! I think she is an every man’s favorite.

    She is nice!

  16. tom pynchon
    Posted September 7, 2007 at 4:45 pm | Permalink

    I’ve never seen a more perfect ass on a beautiful young woman. Firm, nice shape. Makes me want to commit a crime (in some states). Does Karla like to be spanked? Fondly, Tom

  17. Posted November 2, 2008 at 1:58 pm | Permalink

    mira si puedes mandame tu msn

  18. josh
    Posted April 23, 2009 at 8:16 pm | Permalink

    i am crazy about you in a good way though so please please give me some fully nude pics please

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